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have you ever seen a movie in a movie theater that was really so bad you wish you had never even got in your car if so state it or them mine
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I havent seen them but "From Justin to Kelly" and "Gigli" are widely regarded as the two worst movies of all time...and you could throw "Glitter" on that list too
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Recently the movie Deck the Halls
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Everything by Spielberg, that tear-jerking kitsch-master.
Everything by those Wachovski brothers (can't decide if Matrix or Vendetta were worse).
Everything with Jim Carey or Adam Sandler or Tom Hanks or Tom Cruise or Will Smith or ...

I find these worse than some botched movies people use to laugh at and then forget about again... the ones I mentioned above constantly rake in the big money because the audience mistakes them for art, innovation, creativity or fun...
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I havent seen them but "From Justin to Kelly" and "Gigli" are widely regarded as the two worst movies of all time...and you could throw "Glitter" on that list too
Here's the "Bottom 100" list from IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom - both you mentioned are in the list.

Always good for a laugh... "Troll 2" is great fun to watch, so is "Manos - The Hands Of Fate" - which should be #1 in this list, IMO...
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It's sad that "Alone in the Dark" is on that list...it was such a kickass computer game and it deserved a better movie!
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Yeah... Uwe Boll, the worst hack in the history of Hollywood, really butchers these computer games. "House of the Dead" also was a fun game, but I couldn't watch his movie-version for more than five minutes - even though I knew before what to expect...
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I've always thought that Half-Life would make a great movie if some one did it right! lol
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It would make an awesome movie I hope that they do eventually realize that and make a good movie out of it
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Since Uwe Boll has the movie rights for Half Life (AFAIK), it will be another absolute stinker, predestined for the "Bottom 100"... OTOH, I also heard Tarantino is interested in making a Half Life movie - that would be a bit better, I guess....
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I can't remember where I had that gun with bullet destined to be embedded in Uwe Boll's skull
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Am I right in believing Uwe Boll was the 'mastermind' behind the Mario movie? Because that he completely ruined! Bowser is a Koopa, not a man!
Half-life has a great plot and would make a great movie with the help of Tarantino. There's also Halo which is being produced by Peter Jackson and his wife (?). Oh yeah and Metroid which is being directed by John 'MI:2' Woo.

Worst movies ever? Try Snakes On A Plane
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Here's the, um, "anti watchlist", Boll's movies:

# Far Cry (2008) (pre-production)
# BloodRayne II: Deliverance (2007) (post-production)
# Postal (2007) (post-production)
# In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007) (completed)
# Seed (2007) (completed)
# BloodRayne (2005)
# Alone in the Dark (2005)
# House of the Dead (2003)

How could he butcher Dungeon Siege? A great hack'n'slash, without storyline... I wonder what his "imagination" coughed up.
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Half-life would make a sick game, but an actor for Gordon would be hard to find, maybe that general guy from band of brothers.
They are making a Postal 2 movie, and a Hitman one.
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A Hitman movie please can we just stop the insanity and craziness with videogame movies a Hitman movie would so bomb
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Here's the "Bottom 100" list from IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom
Wow, I've never seen any of these at a movie theater, and only one on tv, so I guess I am doing good. I also suppose that I can't say that I've seen any bad movies at the theater. Of course that could be because I only go maybe twice a year.
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I suppose you're no fan of MST3K then?

Some movies are so bad, they're good... but not everything's good in an Ed Wood kind of style, of course...
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