Justin Bieber Headphones!!!111!11111!!!ELEVEN!!!1

[Confispect]

Originally Posted by The DarkSide

I can almost guarantee that these sound better, and I KNOW they LOOK better:

No Patrick.....damm.

[dfkt]

The 3.5mm shoe plug is pure awesome.

[The DarkSide]

Originally Posted by Confispect

No Patrick.....damm.

Sorry, you'll have to settle for a plushy instead:

Originally Posted by dfkt

The 3.5mm shoe plug is pure awesome.

Heh, WERD!!!

[WalkGood]

[19:46] <WalkGood> lol that shoe plug would make for some interesting ic
[19:46] <Adubb> OMG would it ever hahaha

[Marvin the Martian]

Just when you thought it was behind us, more press for these things....

Just one short year ago, we'd never heard of inexplicably popular, puberty-dodging, Lego-haired pop homunculus Justin Bieber. A year down the line, the Dairylea-faced irritant still doesn't have any body hair, but he does have Justbeats Solo: his own signature Monster Beats by Dr Dre headphones.
The Justbeats Solo headphones are over-ear cans available in white and purple, which is little Jussy's favourite colour. The tortuously named iBeats by Dr Dre Justbeats Edition are an in-ear version. The headphones come with a voice-activated remote control for hands-free chatting to BFFs when plugged into your iPhone.
According to the press release, "by putting on a pair of Justbeats by Dr Dre, Justin's fans will now hear the intricate details of a song, really feel the music and unlock its emotion, just the way he intended it". Yes, true Beliebers, you can now hear the intricate details interlaced in such lyrics as "For you, I would do whatever", and unlock the deep-rooted emotion imbued in such heartfelt couplets as "When I met you my heart went knock knock, now them butterflies in my stomach won't stop stop" and "I was, like, baby, baby, baby, oh, like, baby, baby, baby, oh, like, baby, baby, baby, oh".
We question why Monster has chosen to work with Bieber, as previously it's only worked with artists with titles: Dre, who certainly didn't spend seven years at hip-hop medical school to be called Mr Dre, and Lady Gaga. Bieber should be way back at the end of the Monster queue, behind Prince, Lady Sovereign and the Kings of Leon.
Monster also recently released rather snazzy Daft Punk headphones celebrating new film Tron: Legacy.
The over-ear Justbeats will cost fans of detail, emotion and heavily-autotuned pre-pubescent warbling a mere $170 (£110). The in-ear versions cost $120 (£75).

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/accessories/...#ixzz186zoG6PE

[dfkt]

One of the best written CNET articles yet. Made me smile - thanks for posting it.

[deadohiosky]

a good read indeed. made me giggle a few times.

[Adub]

Wow that cnet write up is hilarious

[Marvin the Martian]

I was surprised.... now we know at least one of their writers has some taste.

[Adub]

I gave him props in the comments

[Confispect]

Cnet to the rescue!

[lestatar]

I want a pair...

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Great Cnet read, thanks Marv!

[dfkt]

Thread necromancy!

Check out #7: http://coedmagazine.com/2010/04/12/t...o-google-10-1/

[no9]

"(click image to view 25 Lesbians Who look just Like Justin Bieber)"
Thanks dfkt, your upto 4 kills on my keyboard now. GD anybody have a way to clean Jack Daniel's and Coke out of a keyboard?

[Adub]

Bwahahah that's great

[WalkGood]

ROFLMAO now that's funny ...

[The DarkSide]

Roflmfao!!!!!

[lestatar]

i just threw up a little in my mouth...

OT, crap TDS! 9 more posts and you hit 10K!

[cartelps11]

A friend who's obsessed with the color purple actually bought them. I tried them against the beats by dre tour and they sound better than those. Even thought that's not saying much.

[Xinz]

Are we going to get a new subforum of "gears of jokes" or something? The frequency of these joke gears seams to have risen a lot lolx