ABi golden nuggets: funny internal quotes!

[A.z]

the sansa e200 series of course...

[CrowdAds]

[Andreas]

Lol just now in irc

[21:16] * GuilhermeF has joined #AnythingButiPod
[21:16] <Cptnodegard> your asshole is what, firewire?
[21:17] * GuilhermeF has left #AnythingButiPod ("Saindo")

the full story:

[21:08] <Cptnodegard> http://www.komplett.no/k/ki.aspx?sku=332711
[21:09] <dfkt> i saw that one too... corsair also makes these underwater sticks
[21:10] <dfkt> http://www.corsairmicro.com/products/survivor.aspx <--
[21:11] <Cptnodegard> admit you want one
[21:12] <dfkt> to put up my ass.. cause it doesn't fit in any usb port
[21:16] * GuilhermeF has joined #AnythingButiPod
[21:16] <Cptnodegard> your asshole is what, firewire?
[21:17] * GuilhermeF has left #AnythingButiPod ("Saindo")

[dfkt]

We're always mature and professional, no matter what situation...

[classic85]

girl: oh wow can i listen to ur ipod?
you: its not an ipod its a zvm
girl: whats that
you: basiclly like an ipod, except it supports more audio and video codecs such as .wav and .avi, and the software will convert other formats. The screen also displays roughly 6 times as many colors.
girl: uh-hu... um I forgot I have to go, uh, cut my dogs hair. bye!

followed by:

You're such a pessimist...

girl: ooh, I love smart men...can I smell your data port?
or
Girl: ooh that's so hot, would you like to take me to dinner tonight?

followed by:

I love a happy ending

with a retort to "can I smell your data port" of

Since when has a girl ever said that to you?

[Andreas]

and thats from....?

[Zwack]

Originally Posted by Captain Ødegård

and thats from....?

Obviously a Creative Zen Vision:M forum... I found the thread with a search for "smell data port dinner girl"

Z.

[FrododorF]

I woman enough to admit:

I can dismantle and build computers and robots... [but i havent a friggin clue what the names of any of the parts are ]

I can spit further than any guy I've known

I can drink beer like a fish [not sure if thats good or bad]

I burp a lot

And I enjoy fiddling around [HA fiddling is such a girly word] with cars and engines as much as being in my comfy jammies and booties watching tv under my snuggley duvet

Will you marry me?

. . .

[RCM]

You big dummy

I thought it was funny

[Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander]

Post:

Originally Posted by bricked messed up frozen im angry wat happened!?

this is my first post so uh... hi anyways i just got the new rise against CD i uploaded it to rhapsody and clicked and dragged them to my t9 then rhapsody froze so i opened the task manager and ended program then wen i unplugged my mp3 it was froze the screen still says "transferring files" plz help should i call samsung?:c onfused::c onfused:

Replies:

do you always write like that i mean i cant make out where one thing stops and the other one starts and everything you know what im saying

Seriously, did you try a reset?

Found these in the forum root, are they yours?
.....,,,,,,,,????!!!!::::;;;;;()()//---___

BTW, the sansa forum called, they want their smilies back

Um, Welcome to abi>>!

[jmx747]

Good to know! I always thought it looked like some sort of evil robot at that resolution.

yeah .. i just did a five second search on that .. and i found it slightly appealing to my senses at the moment

[classic85]

I on the other hand welcome all the girls that want to join us

This is especially funny given who said it... it seems more in character with some of the other people here...

[classic85]

And this:

Wow!
I leave for a week or two...

Really? All that happened? ... Wow, I must have missed it all.

you were gone? o0

[Andreas]

Ok im gonna break my own rule about nothing from other forums because I was just personally involved in a golden nugget that really deserves being on display, from the norwegian DAP forum (so i translated it)

Dude 1 (conserning Shure E3C):
On low frequencies, the bass is really good

Me (sarcastic of course, trying to make him make a fool of himself :P ) :
...and how's the bass on high frequencies?

Him again:
Very good, realistic no matter what

[JDGAFFLIN]

And a cnet review holds about as much water as a coffee filter.

I enjoyed that one.

[Phoenix-X]

where the heck ya find that from?

[Zwack]

Originally Posted by Phoenix-X

where the heck ya find that from?

He wrote it... And if you search for cnet review coffee filter water you will find it very easily....

Learn to use Search. If you know exactly what you're looking for it's very easy to find.

Z.

[classic85]

Thank God I didn't have anything to spit onto the keyboard when I read this...

You cant turn a whore into a prom queen.

(I beg to differ, they may well be the same thing. But I digress...)

[RCM]

Ummm...I'm a moron.

[Gnu47]

[16:39] <misa> my music collection has significant number of ogg encoded music
[16:39] <@EnzoTen> doent read the grooves or something? idk?!?!
[16:39] <@Cptnodegard> dont use ogg, ask dfkt
[16:41] <misa> dfkt: ?
[16:43] <@Cptnodegard> yes, the channel bot
[16:43] <@Cptnodegard> you use commands to make him do stuff, like
[16:43] <@Cptnodegard> !google test
[16:43] <@dfkt> [Google] #1 Test.com Web Based Testing Software ( http://www.test.com/ )
[16:43] <@dfkt> [Google] Desc: Easily Author and Administer your own Training Content, Tests, and Certification Programs Online. Test.com is Web Based Software.
[16:43] <@Cptnodegard> try !ask ogg cowon d2
[16:43] <misa> !ask ogg cowon d2
[16:43] <@FrododorF> lol
[16:43] <@FrododorF> cptn
[16:44] * @Cptnodegard runs
[16:44] <@FrododorF> don;t listen to him, he is sadistic
[16:44] <misa> !ogg
[16:44] <@FrododorF> i is !google thats about it
[16:45] <@Cptnodegard> yes, very bad bot
[16:49] <Gnu47> Cpt: I'm in hysterics at what you just did!!
[16:50] <@FrododorF> you mean !ask?
[16:50] <@Cptnodegard> i didnt not never do nothing
[16:50] <@FrododorF> i was rotfl
[16:50] <Gnu47> lol yeah i do :P

The Cap'n in irc this afternoon...

[RCM]

EWWWWWWWWW. you want used headphones??????? YUCK!!!!! i hope you wash the tips VERYYYYYYY thoroughly dfkt.