ABi golden nuggets: funny internal quotes!

[Andreas]

Post funny quotes in this thread!
Rules:
*remove the user name of the quote
*do not post quotes that go against common sense (insulting etc)
*quotes from ABI ONLY! No random quotes from anywhere else. Exception is customer service that you yourself heard/got, or other directly related things that you yourself has been involved in concerning DAP's. But no quotes from other forums, "a friend of mine" etc to keep it simple

IMPORTANT: If you paste quote boxes, you need to have 10+ characters outside the quote box or it will say that you need 10 characters to post. Just type 10 dots or somthing

Example:

Originally Posted by username removed

One of my flight attendants says she's been hearing a funny noise when the gear comes up. We don't hear it up front, so I ask her to record it with my mp3 player: e270. As I show her how to record, the conversation develops like this:

F/A: "My iPod doesn't record! Does it?"

Me: "No. It also doesn't play video, like this. And you can't change the battery, like this. And you can't add memory, like this. And you can't listen to radio, like this. And you paid a whole lot more for it, too."

Other F/A (in sarcastic voice): "Yeah, but the iPod is superior, right?"

Me: "Yeah, that's what Apple says...."

[CrowdAds]

[WalkGood]

"You're banned for having a typo in you're location"

[RCM]

"PS i didn't spell cruel wrong cause it stands for cows rule the world "

[t-nine]

Well, he can play the awesome games on the iPod till then..

I think the only games on an ipod are snake and brickbraker.

Yeah, I meant "awesome"... </sarcasm>

Haha, that little conversation (that I read here) made me chuckle for a few days...

[JDGAFFLIN]

Originally Posted by M3B Soundstage
My life story:
I was born, learned to walk, fell down the stairs, discovered power tools at the end of the stairs. here I am, 19 years later, sitting in a room that runs on 192 AA batteries and a hamsterwheel

A classic for the ages.

[Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander]

I would save that money to buy a labtop if you don't have one yet. I'm sure colleges will loan you a labtop with the option of buying it later, but it would probably be cheaper buying one off of ebay or somewhere instead of through the campus store.

You're tellin' me. I don't know how I ever worked in my lab without a top! In fact, I'll never go to a lab that doesn't have a top ever again.

That was just the beginning ...

[dfkt]

Ouch... painful memories...

[saminthehat]

'You shouldn't do LSD at your age'

[Tobey]

I still have that top on my lab to this day...

[WalkGood]

Funniest thread ever

http://www.anythingbutipod.com/forum...?t=8275&page=6

I was trying to reset my Zen by using some pasta, I thought it would work because the pasta looked thin enough, but it broke off when trying to reset it and now it has a bit of pasta stuck in the hole. I am currently trying to get it out, and would appreciate suggestions.

[classic85]

Australia is a cultural wasteland

Honey, you have obviously never been to the US!

At least an American said the second bit... they can get away with such things...

[Zwack]

Hot, Passionate Sex helps as well.

Especially in the rain on a 95 degree day. Seriously.

Which resulted in someone else stating

Does the word "chafing" mean anything to you?

Z.

[JDGAFFLIN]

Not if you know what you are doing..

ten. ten. ten.

[RCM]

Ok, but at least I wasn't DarkLordChuckles :P

This one was funny

[ZenChick]

Not a quote, exactly, but still funny just the same.

The ZVM forum has always been a little "out there", with threads like "How does your data port smell", and things like that.

But just today, two threads pop up that were immediate attention grabbers: One was titled "Is my Vision:M shagged", and the other claiming that his player was "knocked up"!

Will we be having little baby ZVMs in our future? You're just going to have to stay tuned to find out!

[Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander]

Originally Posted by ZenChick

Will we be having little baby ZVMs in our future?

I should think so. I mean, why else would a thread exist which is titled: "Have you ever washed your dongle?"

[ZenChick]

Touché.

[dfkt]

Originally Posted by RCM

This one was funny

What's with the Dark Lord Chuckles (the Silly Piggy)?

[classic85]

This forum needs more dorks =DD!

No..

You are dorkey enough for the whole site.

At least I can spell dorky.

methinks this forum is getting weirder by the day!

actually, some older ones (thanks for the idea, Ray)

I just spit my Orange Gatorade up. Thanks!!

Brilliant

Here is the latest single from the 'Hillbilly Chorus'

'I got a needle stuck to a noodle jammed in my hole.'

.....just listen to those banjos go

You guys really don't want to know what horrible, dirty thoughts have been crossing my mind these last few pages! They'd make a sailor blush, they would!

I should know -- I am a sailor - and I'm blushing profusely!

I try very hard not to get things stuck in my hole!

[WalkGood]

The crackling is probably from parts moving around in the device...
*cough*shady click wheel*cough*

I'll give you one guess at which player...