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Old 02-16-2013, 06:26 AM
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I was in the cinema last night when a stunning girl came over, leaned seductively on the empty seat next to me and said, "Is this taken?"

"No," I replied, "A Good Day To Die Hard."


And...

Me and the wife went down to the court to settle our divorce this morning.

The bitch kicked my arse in straight sets.6-2, 6-3 and 7-5.
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Old 02-16-2013, 10:31 AM
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Just kidding lol

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I can see it on my screen...
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Never mind it's working now.....
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